"Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that, it lights the whole sky" - Hafiz

Here's a few photos of my big flora/electrica print (I don't have a name for it just yet but I like that one!) which have been lovingly transferred onto some walls:

Guerrilla Gardening

This here's a little watercolour I made of my little junk garden:



And here are the little angels themselves:





I think eventually I might don a green leotard and become the real life embodiment of Poison Ivy. I do actually own a book on poisons so I could have a robocop type army of triffids in 80's boomboxes and use them to DESTROY Nick Griffin and Hugh Grant and Anthea Turner...AWESOME.

Proj and Spec/Transformation

Some prepatory drawings for a print I'm doing. Who'd have thunk the wiring system of a Vauxhall Astra could be so pretty?

Overgrown Robots

As Kanye West says, "this is my shit right here" and by that I don't mean faeces but I do mean maybe I could have taken some better care/pictures of these becuase they look a lot better in real life. I don't know why Kanye likes showing off his poo so much.








Basically this is going to culminate in some big ass watercolours, some crumbly old walkmans from the 80's with some plants in and a big ass print on some rough ass wood.

ATTACK OF THE GROSS MACHINE FACE DISEASE! ARGH!

It's my new project and I'm very excited! Also get your funky batties ready for some sculpture! THASS RIGHT, COMING SOON.

I have my scanner back and I'm happy. Sexy sexy definition.

Oh for the love of a pissing scanner:

Behold pictures of my final exhibition from last june:

Süß Kleine Gwendolyn

A portrait of my cousin (and another triumph of mobile phone photography)

Oldies but goodies

Exhibit A: Part of an inky collage experiment

Exhibit B: One of my first etchings! Bless!

Exhibit C: Drawing my dreams using the amazing power of scraffito! Who remembers doing that on bonfire night when you were a kid?

Exhibit D: More scraffito! This is a drawing of someone else's photography whose name I have conveniently forgotten so if you recognise it I'm not copying honest! I'll try and find out who it is.

P.s. Sorry about the bad quality mobile phone pictures, not so profesh.

Clint Eastwood goes to Persia

This is my dog Oscar. He is bow legged and his feet are very pointy like persian slippers. He also looks like a brillo pad. It's a prelimiary sketch for my very patient Dad's LONG, LONG awaited christmas present. There'll be one of Doris too. Hopefully he'll put it in his office. He better.